Den folgenden Text schrieb ich vorgestern als Fehlerseite f\u00fcr das CMS eines Kunden. Ich gehe davon aus, dass ich ihn in K\u00fcrze werde \u00e4ndern m\u00fcssen (n\u00e4mlich dann, wenn die Plattform online geht):<\/p>\n
You are beautiful. You did not do anything wrong. We did.<\/p>\n
Now that you have managed to reach here, we’d like to take this opportunity to express our infinite admiration of your intelligence as well as of your physical appearance.<\/p>\n
To smooth your ruffled feathers, we can’t do nothing but serve you with the following piece of poetry until help arrives at your desk:<\/p>\n
*harrumph*<\/p>\n
Take all my loves, my love, yea take them all;
\nWhat hast thou then more than thou hadst before?
\nNo love, my love, that thou mayst true love call;
\nAll mine was thine, before thou hadst this more.
\nThen, if for my love, thou my love receivest,
\nI cannot blame thee, for my love thou usest;
\nBut yet be blam’d, if thou thy self deceivest
\nBy wilful taste of what thyself refusest.
\nI do forgive thy robbery, gentle thief,
\nAlthough thou steal thee all my poverty:
\nAnd yet, love knows it is a greater grief
\nTo bear love’s wrong, than hate’s known injury.
\nLascivious grace, in whom all ill well shows,
\nKill me with spites yet we must not be foes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nInformation: Dieses Gedicht nach dem R\u00e4uspern ist ein Sonett von Shakespeare und nat\u00fcrlich nicht von mir :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Den folgenden Text schrieb ich vorgestern als Fehlerseite f\u00fcr das CMS eines Kunden. Ich gehe davon aus, dass ich ihn in K\u00fcrze werde \u00e4ndern m\u00fcssen (n\u00e4mlich dann, wenn die Plattform online geht): You are beautiful. You did not do anything wrong. We did. Now that you have managed to reach here, we’d like to take… Kultur in die Systeme<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unsinn","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":814,"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/813\/revisions\/814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loick.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}